The content of the article:
- Auto horoscope from 3 to 9 April
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Cancer
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fishes
The sun shines the same for all drivers - both for those who drive around in Jeeps and for those who sit in Zhiguli. But traffic cops prefer to slow down expensive cars - I wonder why? Well, come on, we go further, not noticing the dirt and remnants of gray snow, from under which sometimes green grass peeps out, and pretty often last year's pretty cigarette butts protrude. This week we will mainly swim, not skate, although this is not surprising, because an interesting holiday is planned - Water Day. This character will not leave us without puddles and slush - drivers will splash, and pedestrians will shake themselves off.
Auto horoscope from 3 to 9 April
Aries
Aries, some lucky ones ride camels, someone walks, and you prefer to ride your favorite iron horse. In these April days, it would be ideal to transfer to a boat and stock up on fishing rods - if you catch a big and small traffic jam. But the traffic jams will be huge - most of the cars have changed their shoes, and the cars are happily rolling along the dirty roads. The week will start cheerfully, because on the third day everyone celebrates the day of the mobile phone. For this reason, road users have forgotten about traffic rules and are chatting on their phones. Traffic cops are right there - it's easy to figure out the rich Pinocchio by mobile phones, who are falling out of the windows so that everyone will notice their smartphones.
Taurus
Taurus, as you know, we have only directions, without any roads there - well, like in a fairy tale. You will go straight, you will reach the traffic cops, you will rush to the right, you will find yourself in a traffic jam, and if you drive to the left, you will plant the battery. The stars are too shy to talk about driving back, so refuel and go where the headlights are looking. Your machine generally prefers to stand in the garage all week and listen to the meow of cats and the squeak of mice. Do not forget to celebrate the day of the rats, because these creatures are smarter than some people (the stars mean arrogant drivers and narrow-minded traffic cops). You can arrange saucers of cheese in the garage, the main thing is that the drunks do not penetrate and take away the delicacy for a snack.
Twins
Gemini, the share of chauffeurs is certainly not easy, but that doesn't apply to you - you are road lucky guys this week. Traffic cops do not see you point-blank, and careless drivers drive around you a kilometer away - share a secret, because you will never even get stuck in traffic jams. Is it any wonder that your car is powered only by high-quality gasoline and oil, but don't forget about yourself. These days of April are the day of soup, so cook more cabbage soup, or borscht, and pour it into a thermos. Ideally, go out of town and sit with your car on the bank of the river - there are enough risky fishermen there, and they will certainly share their catch with you. Fresh ears - um, how delicious.
Cancer
Cancer, castling happens not only in chess - sometimes you look at the maneuvers of some motorists and you understand: the guys know how to calculate the moves (it's a pity that they have nothing to do with traffic rules). But you are competent drivers, and you deserve respect - you thought that the traffic cops scratched their heads when you appeared, and this is how they salute, it's just that the hands of the patrol guys are shaking. This week in April will bring surprises from pedestrians - from runners in sports shorts to old ladies with ski poles. Two-legged people celebrate the day of health, so skip them even on red - you will gain so many advantages in car karma in a day that others do not get it in a year.
A lion
Lions, please note that very few cars and pedestrians are seen this April week. It's simple - people moved to public transport, and, probably, they celebrate the day of the Moscow tram. Okay, fun in big cities, and where does the province, the stars do not understand - but the roads are empty. In all cities, iron hulks happily ride around, wearing bows, flags, and stickers - so long as Bulgakov's Annushka does not show up with her oil. Your car does not share the general jubilation, and dreams of only one thing - to go to the car wash. The iron horse is a well-known neat, and you really try, wash your four-wheeled pet properly.
Virgo
Virgo, the week is rich and bright. Either bears (of course, on a bicycle), then funny people in colorful outfits, or even all together. It's simple - the day of the gypsies falls on these April days, and these guys know how to enjoy life. Take them wherever they ask you - they will tell you fortune and dance, the main thing is to keep your eye on both so that you do not throw a bear cub or someone else in the trunk. Traffic cops quietly got out onto the tracks with their hats outstretched - drive by, they will do without a bribe. Yes, and carry containers and money with you - enterprising old women lined up on the sidelines with village eggs for sale (Easter is coming soon, you need to stock up on food).
Scales
Libra, the roads are uncommon this week, especially on weekends. Grannies with willows, grandfathers with backpacks stuffed with bricks, or gold bars, or fresh fish. Traffic cops also celebrate Palm Sunday and rush one after another, shouting: beat to tears. During the week, the road will not bring any special surprises, and the route of your favorite car will be the usual one - straight home from work and vice versa. But the stars warn - put the car in the garage at night and do not throw it at the entrance. Warming is everywhere, and the roofs, as you know, are not completely cleared - in some places the ice falls right on the cars (if the news, of course, does not lie).
Scorpion
Scorpions, the saying about tanks that are not afraid of dirt, is not relevant. Cars rush, not noticing slush and eerie asphalt gray-brown-crimson color. But take pity on the wheels of your car - your horse is fashionable and will never go if it sees a puddle. Take a look at the ladies who walk on high heels along the passage and every second wipe their boots with a handkerchief - your problem will seem nonsense. Pay attention to cars with flashing lights - they are somehow mysterious. Surely, there are guys from the investigating authorities who would be happy to celebrate the holiday of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, but the status does not allow (so they clink glasses with plastic coffee cups, hiding behind the tinting).
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, remember the cartoon about wings, legs and tails? There it turned out that the main thing was Tail. And this week fins will become an important part of the body - otherwise the road will not be crossed. Do not regret that you are Sagittarius, not fish - the car knows how to go around difficult sections of the road. And if the traffic cops show the batons, ignore - the guys are hot, so they fan themselves. Some of the patrol guys instead of striped sticks took willow twigs - well done, they honor traditions, they would have observed the fast and did not take bribes. At the beginning of the week, the stars advise you to go shopping - the car will find where to park successfully, and you will have discounts on mobile phones and coffee grinders (they have a holiday on the same day).
Capricorn
Capricorns, you guys are patient, and the machine suits you - calm and balanced. But these days of April, road luck will throw surprises and test your strength - either terrible traffic jams, or harmful traffic cops, or dull pedestrians. Calm, cute Capricorns - stock up on kefir, coffee and rolls, turn on Gazmanov or Vysotsky and enjoy the warmth and comfort of the salon. You can go online and chat with friends - at the same time celebrate the webmaster's day, you can also drink a virtual beer, having a bite of real chips.If they start honking furiously from behind, do not rush to get under way - envious drivers hint that they also want to have fun.
Aquarius
Aquarians, who do you think is the most honest on the tracks? Drivers? Of course not - they overtake, then cut, then beep disgustingly. Pedestrians? Not guessing, the two-legged always strive to run across in front of the car's face, they also threaten with their fists. Probably the most sincere creatures are the traffic cops? Again by, because the patrol guys in a dream are counting bribes and waving their hands, imagining that they have stopped the carriage with the treasure. The answer will be found this week. The Road itself is honest, sincere and truthful. She does not hide dirt and potholes, she gladly shares the slush and happily stands with cars in traffic jams. Conclusion - do not be sad, do not pay attention to anything and cheerfully roll around on business.
Fishes
Pisces, these days of April are a real expanse for you. Clean your beautiful fins and swim where the eyes are looking, or rather, where the endless puddle road leads. The stars hope that you have already changed the wheels, because now you cannot rush far on winter tires (although, some craftsmen are ready to ride on it all year and not know grief). Also, TOP managers flooded all the roads. These important creatures are rolled out, dressed in white starched shirts, and their cars are clean, as if from a picture. Do not get angry, because managers have a holiday at the end of the week, let them rejoice and brag to each other (discrimination does not work on the roads anyway).
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