The content of the article:
- Auto horoscope from 12 to 18 August
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Cancer
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fishes
If there were no posts on our roads, we would never know what fines are. We would not be afraid to drive along the lane in the oncoming lane and would always ride merrily, carelessly. Well, yes, if only, if only, mushrooms would grow in the trunk. A busy and interesting week awaits us, and it is undesirable to relax while driving. Yes, yes, the stars again hint at the fearless two-legged - it feels like the pedestrians learned the rules each from his own book. One runs to the red light, the other to the yellow. The third one is generally weaving, barely moving his legs - his limbs are in order, he just wanted to test the patience of the drivers. Also, everyone calls on the phones and celebrates the birthday of greetings: Hello (he is now 142 years old).
Auto horoscope from 12 to 18 August
Aries
Aries, you treat the iron horse so carefully, as if it were made of crystal. The typewriter, of course, is pleased with such care, but getting depressed because of the speck left by the pigeon is already too much. They brushed it off with a rag and rushed off calmly about their business. And don't worry about jamming belts - these are not armless passengers, but problems with safety belts. Well, everything, the car stars have given out valuable instructions, it's time to return to the horoscope - this road week will be fun. Just look at the two-legged creatures and you will laugh until the weekend - pedestrians celebrate Alfred Hitchcock's birthday and even shy away from traffic lights (turn them on to music from a thriller to complete the picture).
Taurus
Taurus, he stands there all in a new cap and he waves something again with a wand, the speed is lower and lower, the sentry is getting closer - in short, they hit. Prepare documents, remember words for excuses - although, for which you need to make excuses, you did not seem to have violated (so you will tell this to the patrol boy). In general, the August week will go well. There are no traffic jams (well, almost), the asphalt is smooth (also almost), pedestrians ... no comment. And don't be alarmed if you see guys riding horses. They celebrate the day on which the monument to Peter the Great was opened in St. Petersburg - yes, the stars speak of the Bronze Horseman. And he is in a provincial town - like that (go to Altai, take a look).
Twins
Gemini, the green corridor is open for you again - and how do you manage to drive up to the traffic light at the right time? And how do you manage to slip in front of the closing barrier (and the drivers who remain behind only envy and move their eyes, counting tank cars with cement, or whatever is being transported there). Quiet, quiet - where you have dispersed, luck cannot be eternal - there, in front of a comrade in uniform stands and is angry with you (you probably forgot to smile at him or you are driving without delight on your face). But on the tracks this August week everything is relatively peaceful, and even the reckless chauffeurs behave politely. Probably posing as a knight Ivanhoe and celebrating the birthday of Walter Scott.
Cancer
Cancer, do you know how much your trunk has? Do you know the acceleration time of the car? The stars are not just interested, they were just asked such questions recently - in response, there was silence and a scratching of the head. Okay, this week is packed with events, and the drivers will have no time to think. The engine is subjected to heavy loads, and the iron horse every now and then begins to explode. It will slow down the wrong topic, then sneeze out of place. Drive to the service, just don't be surprised if the locksmith starts to speak French - they celebrate Napoleon's birthday (not cake, but Bonaparte). Although, Napoleon seems to be of a different nationality, but he commanded the French army, so everything is in order.
A lion
Lions, all week, again, again, we find ourselves in traffic jams, and our nerves are naughty, we look forward angrily. But let's not worry, get angry or swear, we'll just sleep in the typewriter, maybe we'll get lucky later. You will certainly be lucky at the end of this August week when you put the iron horse in the stall and invite your chauffeur friends to show off your new tools. Do not be shy, the stars have seen everything - wow, how many necessary devices you have there, it's even enviable. Only here the purpose of the piece of iron and pieces of wood in the corner is not entirely clear - explain what this stuff does in your ideal garage ?! And put on a clown cap - and amuse the people, and celebrate the Joker Day.
Virgo
Virgo, the iron horse has an angry look - either she skated a little, or ate the wrong brand of gasoline. Or, after meeting with the traffic cops, he can't come to his senses - that's why the patrolmen leaned on your trunk, their legs don't hold, or what? Let them grab the company car with their hands, but they do not climb to yours - look, they are daring. Okay, enough about the bad and the sad - the week will be interesting, and you will enjoy even off-road driving. What kind of off-road? - you ask. Yes, in the usual way, in our opinion - it is enough to leave the garage and get acquainted with a huge bump. And give a ride to those pumped-up pedestrians - the guys are celebrating the birthday of Robert De Niro (the actor is still 76).
Scales
Scales, ah, steering rack, steering, what knocks, she herself does not know. Also, the engine is junk - oh, where are you, where, machine Aibolit ?! Where, where, in a car service. Throw away your chauffeur business and drive to visit the locksmiths - this time you can't figure out the problem yourself. And go around the puddles - it seems like there was no rain, and moisture is taken from somewhere on the roads. Although, it is difficult to go around what is everywhere. On the other hand, it is the puddles that help us immediately see all the shoals on the track. And don't drink coffee in unfamiliar cafes - people celebrate Antonio Salieri's birthday. Suddenly, the eatery employees do not know that the composer did not actually poison Mozart, and they will add cognac or something else invigorating to your drink.
Scorpion
Scorpios, that all of you are looking in the rear-view mirror - well, yes, it trembles and staggers. Brake at the curb and secure the loose hinge - do it for two minutes. And then drive to the garage - on the roads in this August period, bustle, if not chaos. That showdown between bus drivers, then "arrows", hammered by tough guys in jeeps, then a meeting of pedestrians. And it was imperative to line up on the zebra - they found the most convenient place for rallies. And if you see guys with cans, give them a lift - people celebrate Avdotya Malinovka and return from the forest with raspberries. Maybe they will pay off with yummy food and the raspberry aroma in the cabin will not fade for another week.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, many drivers are nervous about not being able to properly clean the interior of the car. This summer week will be especially dusty, and there are enough hard-to-reach places in the car, and even the nozzle of the vacuum cleaner will not crawl through there. Try using a regular painter's brush (just choose with a soft bristle). Well, then drive the neat and tidy ones out of town - who knows, suddenly the car stars will organize a pleasant acquaintance on the way. Just do not litter if you decide to make a halt near the river - during this August period, children in uniform are on duty there. They celebrate River Police Day. The service is dangerous, the boys are serious - out, even the iron horse turned pale.
Capricorn
Capricorns, car stars promise a fun week and say that these August days the drivers of your sign will have no competitors - you are driving masters, geniuses of roads, masters of the track. Don't blush, all of a sudden pedestrians will think that you are a traffic light and will hang on the zebra crossing again. And it would be okay to hang for a second - it feels like slow motion. He lifted one leg - a minute passed, scratched his head - an hour passed.Go already, don't slow down. Words are not enough, I just want to jump out of the wheelbarrow and load the two-legged into the trunk along with the traffic rules book. By the way, during this summer period, the patrol guys hold the batons mostly in their left hand - nothing special, just the guys celebrate the International Day of Left-handers.
Aquarius
Aquarians, oh, what a smooth ride, impeccable appearance, maybe around the corner, the drivers will suddenly be lucky. And you will see a gas station where they pour for free, and wish, and wish everyone a good journey ... well, yes, well, yes, it will be so - in a wonderful chauffeur's dream. And on these August days nothing magic is expected on the tracks. Except for the pedestrians - well, these guys are always doing miracles. For example, in this summer period, the two-legged creatures walk around all covered with bees and flies - it seems that the Honey Savior was too well celebrated. Do not add them - the iron horse does not like it when it is too sweet. Yes, and midges will fly in, then do not brush it off.
Fish
Fish, the engine growls, the clutch is warming up, the passengers are nervous - but when will this rise end - it feels like it is endless! Also, there are some stupid turns, and signs every meter - who made them here at all. It seems like there are no roads, and there are more cars than in a huge city - I just want to shout: where are you all going, people ?! Where, where, to the Kudykina mountain behind the kudychaty. And, here and the two-legged on the roadside were drawn - we called you, we invited you ?! On these hot days, grumbling is indispensable, and many chauffeurs have angry faces. But at the end of the week it will be more free on the routes - everyone will rush to travel by plane and celebrate the Air Fleet Day holiday (add gas and enjoy the speed).
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