The content of the article:
- Autohoroscope from 10 to 16 December
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Crayfish
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fish
December, the traffic cop, triumphantly, shouts to us: well, all stand. The poor driver, sensing a fine, dreams of becoming a pedestrian. Although on these winter days the chauffeurs can safely download their rights and defend their point of view - after all, Human Rights Day is celebrated at the beginning of the week. So this is why the two-legged creatures are so businesslike - look, they walk along the roadway, as if on a sidewalk, and do not even notice that the zebra has been moved to another place. The stars generally have a proposal: to repaint the transitions in blue-brown stripes for the winter, because under the snow the black-and-white painting is not even visible. Well, okay, these are trifles, so keep the steering wheel and rush into the distance - the road promises to be successful.
Auto horoscope from 10 to 16 December
Aries
Aries, your iron horse cannot acclimatize in any way - well, she does not like Russian winters and wants to go to warm countries and ride on a dry track. Alas, car desire is not feasible, at least this week you will have to drive exclusively off-road. Have pity on your car, and get a dog amulet, or new cases with embroidered suns. By the way, the snowdrifts that have grown along the roadside do not bother anyone, and pedestrians on these December days do not grumble, getting over obstacles, but rejoice. Indeed, everyone celebrates the International Day of the Mountains. The snowy hills are not very similar to the peaks, but the two-legged ones do not complain - if only they did not arrange sledding.
Taurus
Taurus, the machine drinks gasoline with such an appetite, which is even enviable - maybe something is added there for taste, such as additives in cat food. With them will become - after all, it is necessary to somehow increase the sales of fuel, until everyone becomes horseless. But you and the iron horse will not be able to part, because even on weekends the drivers of your sign do not lie on the couch, but rush to the garages and tenderly stroke the cars. Enough lyrics - on these December days long paths and funny companions await you. And do not forget to throw a broom or a broom into the trunk - the people celebrate the Paramon Winter Pointer holiday, in which it is necessary to throw snow off the roofs (while you were in a traffic jam, a snowdrift formed on the machine).
Twins
Gemini, be careful - there is a traffic police post on the horizon, and the car driving towards you flashes its headlights. Either they have organized some kind of interception plan, or they are meeting a bump, but the traffic cops are apparently invisible during these December days. The stars wish you a happy journey and advise you not to be distracted by telephone conversations, even through a headset - you will have time to talk more in a traffic jam. Better say a few gentle words to your iron horse and stroke the steering wheel and soft upholstery. A typewriter, she's like a kitty - it's good that she doesn't walk on her own. And do not stop near the forest - it's scary there, because the beasts of prey celebrate the Day of the Bear. Clubfoot, of course, will not go to vote, but it's better not to risk it.
Crayfish
Cancer, on these winter days, you unmistakably find the right routes. In fact, it was the intuition of the car that turned on, the car really does not want to get into a traffic jam or meet with a traffic cop. The horse would quickly jump to the stall - it is warm, dry, snow does not fall, and it smells so delicious of gasoline and something else strange. Put things in order, what if the mice started up in the garage, or the jar of cucumbers exploded ?! If you go on a long journey, you may not stock up on tea. This December period falls on International Tea Day. Look, old ladies in colorful shawls have already lined up with samovars on the roadside and are treating the drivers with a fragrant drink. Well at least road butterflies with teapots don't run.
A lion
Lions, roar, do not roar, but in this traffic jam you still have to stand and stand. You can jump out of the car and run to the beginning of the traffic jam - by the end of the week, you see, and you will get there. Come on, the stars are joking - a stop for a maximum of two hours, December after all, people are not used to it, the utilities have not swayed. When looking for a place to park, do not stop near dirty cars - there are guys offering washing services, they will also cling to you. I wonder where you can find dirt in winter ?! And don't laugh at shaggy pedestrians - they wear hats on purpose and celebrate Shaggy Day. Open the window while driving - here you are participating in the holiday and you can forget about a neat hairstyle.
Virgo
Virgo, road stars say that this period will be successful, and the motorists of your sign will be called the best chauffeurs of the week. True, the motor is somehow unstable - maybe you need to check the candles?! But do not forget to cool the engine. Although, what to teach you, you yourself know everything, even in the workshops you rarely look in and repair a wheelbarrow right in the garage. And don't be surprised if you see pedestrians throwing money into a snowdrift. They celebrate Soykin's day and guess on coins - the larger the money they pull out, the more fun life will be. You can take part, but do not take all the little things out of your pocket, otherwise you will suffer again in a roadside cafe and wait until they collect change from a large bill.
Scales
Libra, do not accelerate more than fifty kilometers per hour - it is not clear what is under the wheels on these December days. Now some cobblestones, then bricks - not a ride, but a jump. Also, the iron horse is capricious, and sneezes and twitches endlessly. Did you really listen to the navigator and turn in the wrong direction ?! But the drivers of your sign are not used to retreating - steer straight, then left, you look, and you will get to your destination without much trouble. When you turn, do not flinch at the voice of Makarevich - radio stations are celebrating Andrei Vadimovich's birthday and are playing the song "Turn". And what will he bring you, I wonder ?! The machine is delighted with the singer and will be happy to celebrate his anniversary.
Scorpion
Scorpios, you turn the steering wheel so inspirationally that it's even enviable - the stars sat in the rear seats and admire your smooth and precise movements. Immediately visible - a master of driving! And why do the traffic cops cling to you on these winter days ?! Maybe they think that if the car is so clean and well-groomed, it means that you have a full trunk of money. If you come across two-legged in shorts and T-shirts, do not be alarmed and do not call the Ministry of Emergencies and the clinic for the mentally ill. The guys are fine, they just decided to portray the Gentlemen of Fortune and remembered the shots when the heroes were left without pants after bathing in cement. And at the same time to celebrate the day on which the premiere of this wonderful film took place - oh, they knew how to shoot!
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, pedestrians riot because of slippery sidewalks, drivers are nervous about gas prices, traffic cops are worried just like that, for the company. Only your car calmly shines its headlights and rushes along the road as if the promised warm garage and fresh aromatic oil for dinner await ahead of it. Do not disappoint the horse and let her read the horoscope - in these December days you will have to travel a lot, and you can only dream of rest. But it is not boring - just look at the two-legged, which are crowded at the traffic light and move their lips. It is clear that the guys decided to celebrate Nostradamus's birthday and predict something there. Do not try to hear what they are whispering - it is still not true.
Capricorn
Capricorns, the traffic cop is slowly driving away into the distance, do not wait for a meeting with the patrol, it is better to press the pedal as soon as possible, and take your fellow traveler with you. The chauffeurs of your sign are singing this song, because the stars have composed an excellent forecast. The track is flat, the passengers are kind - babble, and nothing more. Even the iron horse smiles and happily winks with all the headlights.If you don't want to get stuck in a traffic jam, jump on the tram or use the "eleventh bus" - it's safer on foot. But do not sit in cars with the inscription "Mail" - the drivers of these wheelbarrows celebrate the birthday of Yuri Nikolaev and drive only in the morning. Probably, they are nostalgic and remember the program "Morning Mail", which was hosted by the hero of the day.
Aquarius
Aquarians, why did they slow down, no one seemed to stop you, or are you so tired of communicating with the traffic cops that you are already imagining them ?! Also, the number of speed bumps increased during these December days. And why are they just sculpted everywhere, all the same, reckless drivers are not going to slow down. But all right, the reckless drivers - they are familiar guys, and without these racers, it's even boring on the tracks. But pedestrians are jumping around - after all, they explained the traffic rules at school: cross the road calmly, and don't run as if evil wolves are chasing you. Probably, the two-legged guys saw the guys from the Ministry of Internal Affairs - wow, scary, besides, they also celebrate their professional holiday. Drive from there, but quickly.
Fish
Pisces, you remember the day when you first sat behind the wheel of your favorite car - it was great, right ?! Let it be a little alarming and unusual, and the iron horse was then naughty and capricious, it was you who later managed to travel around it, educate and tame it. But enough nostalgia - in this winter period you need to carefully look at the road, because a strange revival among pedestrians is expected. Two-legged run to an exhibition of paintings by Kandinsky - the artist's fans celebrate his birthday. But your iron horse does not like abstraction and prefers to admire Shishkin's paintings (hang "Morning in a Pine Forest" in the garage, then you will brag that you know how many bears are depicted there).
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