The content of the article:
- Auto horoscope from February 27 to March 5
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Crayfish
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fish
The stars are in a hurry to inform drivers, traffic cops and pedestrians that the week will start interestingly, because there are two whole holidays on Monday: the day of the polar bear and the day of the optimist. It is not necessary to look for bears in the snowdrifts - the drivers have worries above the roof. But it doesn't hurt to say goodbye to melancholy and sadness - just think, traffic jams stretched for kilometers, just think, the cost of gasoline has increased. All this is nonsense, because our people know how to laugh at problems, and we will cope with any trouble. Moreover, spring is coming - we shout Hurray and rush in cars, dreaming of showers and puddles.
Auto horoscope from February 27 to March 5
Aries
Aries, make yourself comfortable in the driver's seat - this road week is full of surprises. The traffic cops did not move away from the holiday of the defenders of the fatherland, and they stand, swaying like rowan trees. They do not have tubes - they seem to be afraid that some boring motorist will make you breathe. The patrol guys will not find fault with you - you even have order in the trunk, and the things are sorted by color and size. True, there is some strange thing with the passengers - why did you decide to give the laughing guys a lift (perhaps they met the day of the optimist, or maybe they just don't have all the houses?). Drop your fellow travelers at the nearest shop - let them laugh in the fresh air.
Taurus
Taurus, the stars salute and rush to please: this week you are the best driver, and this is not up for discussion. Your knowledge will be useful to other road users, pedestrians, and traffic cops. But difficulties will still arise: in the middle of the week you will have to work with pens. Either pull a friend out of a snowdrift (or rather, his car), then transfer a granny across the road (the old woman will suddenly fall ill with color blindness and get confused in the color of traffic lights). On the first day of spring, there will be a revival among cats - pussies scamper along the roads and meow like catechumens. In principle, everything is clear - the day of cats falls at the beginning of March. Give a lift to the tailed beasts, they will suddenly come in handy someday.
Twins
Gemini, the stars saw how cheerfully you celebrated the Shrovetide week, and you were not bored on the men's holiday. But these winter and spring days need to work. You will have to drive a lot, for a long time and stubbornly - half of the friends were left without wheels (we know that friends went for a trick, and just take care of the cars). Nothing, the earth is round, but for now, stock up on gasoline and do not scold your comrades - take them wherever they ask you. But at the end of the week it is better to sit at home - on Sunday is the grandmother's holiday. True, in France, but our old women know how to use the Internet and are the first to know all the news. There have never been so many old women at the crossings - and even with balloons and flags.
Crayfish
Cancers, take your mind off your worries with an iron horse. The car knows what the driver needs to be happy - the roar of the engine, the smooth road and the absence of pedestrians with traffic cops. There is nothing simpler - country trails are at your service (preferably paths leading to the country house). Of course, it is difficult with the smoothness of the coating, but the machine will provide you with the rest. At the same time, check if the homeless people have taken shovels and rakes away from the summer cottage. You can grab some friends - it's already spring on the calendar, and a couple more weeks and nature will provide us with March delights such as mud, drops and deep puddles. While there is time, play snowballs to the music coming from your favorite car.
A lion
Lions, this road week won't bring much change, but the stars give a little advice: carry a pillow with you. A lot of traffic jams are expected (and where only everyone goes), and you will be able to sleep off. Of course, you can move around by tram, but you won't be able to settle down there too much - the conductor will step on your feet, then the passengers will start to envy and try to lie down next to you. And in the car it's a nice thing - lie to yourself, whistle a funny tune, and look at the angry drivers of neighboring cars. In the Mercedes there is an evil uncle, in the Zhiguli there is a grumpy woman, and in the police UAZ there are brooding and sad boys - well, of course, they are not Lions and did not think to grab bedding.
Virgo
Virgo, the sky is cloudless, and the roads are empty - the stars told your dream, but in reality the situation is not so rosy. With the arrival of spring, there are more cars - this is a fact, and you cannot argue with it. Accordingly, the size of traffic jams is increasing - tens of kilometers have remained in the distant past, and the current traffic jams frighten even those drivers who have nowhere to rush. Save up money for a helicopter - an iron friend will not be offended if you use it only as a means of transportation to the country and back. By the way, this week is the day of the wild - tigers and leopards do not run on the roads, but there are enough squirrels (it is they who are caught by the strange guys in tattered clothes).
Scales
Libra, your car will become incredibly quick-witted - just look, it will begin to go around traffic jams and find a shortcut to its destination. The rest of the cars even slow down to admire the happy face of your iron horse. Admit it - you probably poured some magic potion into the gasoline? But hide your smile, especially when you meet traffic cops - these guys do not understand jokes, they will even think that you are laughing at them or composing an anecdote. And what is there to compose, there are enough funny stories - either a pigeon on the cap of a traffic policeman will do the job, then the impudent Jeep will find a puddle among the snowdrift and douse the law enforcement officers from head to toe.
Scorpion
Scorpios, no traffic emergencies are expected this week. If you do not listen to the predictions of gloomy forecasters and the advice of the Ministry of Emergency Situations, then everything is generally perfect. Well, what - the gas and the brake do not change in places, the roads, as before, delight with unexpected dimples, and the traffic cops, as always, cheerfully salute and shrink in the cold wind. In traffic jams, of course, it is impossible to maintain equanimity, but you guys are savvy - a trunk full of smart books, five thermoses with tea, coffee, and borscht, and the glove compartment is full of candies and cookies. You don't even have to leave the garage - invite the boss to visit, his Jeep will just fit next to your iron horse (and no one will put a truancy).
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, the week is expected to be amazing - your car thinks so, and it has a million reasons for a positive attitude. You will have to believe in the intuition of your iron friend - yes, yes, among the wires under the hood there is a soul, brains, and other useful little things. There will be many roads, and all are pleasant - the way to work without a single traffic jam, and the journey to the country house without a single traffic cop. You won't get bored for long, but to prevent this from happening, look for fellow travelers. The stars offer to take only elderly passengers - there are no scammers among them, the main thing is not to run into some grumpy grandfather or a mischievous old woman with a string bag full of bricks.
Capricorn
Capricorns, throw a sheepskin coat, sledges, fishing rods into the trunk - this week you will often have to be out of town. Clothes - so as not to freeze, sleighs - suddenly you want to ride down the hill, and fishing rods - go fishing at your leisure. It remains to agree with an iron friend - the horse's mood is not very good, he will have to pamper him with fresh oil and aromatic gasoline. And find a radio with spring songs - the car will appreciate this kind of music and cheerfully drive you to your place.By the way, look at the traffic cops - the guys have run out of money with numerous holidays and are dreaming of earning extra money (the eighth of March is also on the way, and the wives of the patrol guys are strict, you can't get off with flowers there).
Aquarius
Aquarians, give it a ride to the subway - you'll hear a similar request this week many times. One friend urgently needs to see his mother-in-law, the second was impatient to breathe the forest air, and the third decided that you, of your own free will, became his free driver. You may agree, but your iron horse is unlikely - the car generally dreams of standing in the garage all week and listening to the marriage songs of local cats and cats. There is a way out: lie to your friends that there is no money for gasoline - your comrades will either lag behind or improve your financial situation. The car will not be offended - it has a great time and nights, you do not know what the car is doing while you sleep.
Fish
Pisces, the week is expected to be fun and hectic. There are a lot of holidays on these winter and spring days, but you can come up with your own: a day of cars, or a day of traffic jams. What's the difference, you can enjoy life without a reason, especially since you have a loyal and reliable iron comrade who will never leave or let you down. The main thing is to steer and do not turn off the route - just think, the passenger wanted to take a walk in the forest, let him jump on the bus and command there. By the way, do you hear any strange sounds? Perhaps these are not hallucinations, and you need to check the trunk - suddenly there are March cats who are tired of sitting in the garage and have decided to arrange a honeymoon trip.
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